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Joke of the Day

"Gender fluid I'm gender fluid. Some times I'm a man, and some times I'm a woman. It depends on which restroom is available."

"George Carlin appeared to me in a dream and asked me ""How can there be such a thing as a one-way street when you can obviously cross a street either way?"""

"Adolescent Sex Limerick There once was a girl named Sue, who really knew how to screw. She would grab my little dick, make it as hard as a stick then ride it until I blew."

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiancee"

"My girlfriend's dog died so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid. ""What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"""

"Stephen Hawking is an inspiration He's earned millions in the past 10 years without lifting a finger."

"What are french journalists good at catching? Bullets."

"What hand do you use to wipe your butt? Right or left? For those that answered right or left, you guys are gross I use toilet paper."

"I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born."

"Google search history: Marawana Marjawana Is there a j in marawana Wheat Wheat for smoking Free wheet"