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Joke of the Day

"Gender fluid I'm gender fluid. Some times I'm a man, and some times I'm a woman. It depends on which restroom is available."

"My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That's the last time we're playing Monopoly."

"I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is big plus."

"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."

"""We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"" -Trojan 911 dispatcher"

"Did you hear about that mathematician who only used furniture made out of clocks? He loved his times tables."

"A man walks into a chemists ""Hi, I'd like some Viagra please"" asks the man. ""I'm sorry"" says the Pharmacist. ""You can't get that over the counter."" ""You can if you take enough."" replies the man."

"Wanna see an ass-trick? Here --> *"

"I'm up all night to get lucky, My dog that ran away"

"My ex boyfriend was into two types of women: 1) Me 2) My Best Friend"