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Joke of the Day

"The trick to free lunches is to tell your friend ""you get this one, I'll get the next 1"" and then never see them again and make new friends."

"Alligators gonna alligate"

"Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken"

"Wife: [holding old dog] I thought you took care of this yesterday Stormtrooper husband: *looks out back to see gun marks all over the yard*"

"How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January? He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey."

"I feel sorry for kids today but mostly because their cartoons are terrible."

"I told my therapist that I was hearing voices. He told me I didn't have a therapist."

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."

"NAZI: I'm a Nazi MEDIA: How controversial NAZI: I said I was a Nazi MEDIA: Your clothes are beautifully tailored"

"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"