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Joke of the Day
"What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out if weed? Who's playing this Shit?"
Next Joke
"Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz I can't come."
"I wish my lawn was emo So it would cut itself"
"An Irshman leaves a bar."
"How long do you have to wear a soul patch before your cravings for souls goes away completely?"
"*plays Rocky theme song* *cracks 5 raw eggs into glass and gulps them down* *vomits on kitchen floor* *turns off music* *cleans kitchen*"
"Most Trump supporters favorite Disney character is the hunter who shot Bambi's mom and we all know it."
"How does a bassist's brain cell die? Alone."
"How do you catch a fish with peas? Drop some peas along the shore, and when a fish comes up to take a pea, you grab him."
"What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor"