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Joke of the Day
"My grandma can hold her breath for over sixteen years!"
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"Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk."
"[bursts into garage] ""why is your car still on? you've been in here for 3 days"" i'm trying to kill myself ""but you drive an electric car"""
"I told my wife she would look pretty bald if she were bald."
"What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? ""Oops! King Kong ring wrong."""
"Such bullshit that people stop saying ""You ate it all! Good job!"" once you reach a certain age"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? [NSFW] I wouldn't pay five hundred dollars to have a lentil on my face."
"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."
"Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."
"Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding...."