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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."

"I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice."

"HULK:*smashes a tank* IRON MAN:*flies bomb into space to save mankind* HAWKEYE: I have an arrow w/ your name on it pal, hold on stand still"

"Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There's no A&E."

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows..."

"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"

"You're so ugly that You're so ugly when you went to the store to get your photos developed they threw away the memory card"

"Why are prostitutes cheaper compared to girlfriends and wives to many rich people? Because they dont have to pay attention"

"How to you piss off a writer? The list off ways is to long too fit hear."

"You know why you never see I next to Y? I don't know why."