111335
Joke of the Day
"What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer-weizen."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend is the undisputed queen of not giving a fuck But it's all good. Her sister is plenty wild for the both of them"
"I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want."
"I have a real super power of stopping bullets with my face... once."
"I have constipation. ..I don't give a shit."
"If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name."
"""How much for the supermodel?"" *winks seductively ""Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."""
"What's black and sits in the back of a cop car? The seat"
"Way back when, I thought technology would look more like flying cars and less like me yelling ""The laptop's not a touch screen,"" at my kids."
"Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !"