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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tomato blushing? ...because he saw the salad dressing"
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"What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans? Plot Holders."
"I get out of awkward conversations by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk."
"What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)? Turn off the Playstation."
"Mommy mommy what happened to all your scabs ...[NSFL] Shut up and eat your corn flakes!"
"My parents are so proud of me! I won a math debate."
"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a penis before."
"Why did the train get hit by lighting? Because of the conductor."
"A guy runs to your door and pleads, ""Someone's trying to kill me! Can I come in?"" How should you respond? ""I don't know. CAN you?"""
"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"