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Joke of the Day

"Why was the tomato blushing? ...because he saw the salad dressing"

"Did you hear about the French baker who kept burning himself on the top shelf of his oven? He had a high threshold for *pain*"

"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."

"drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"I'm sorry I punched you when you said ""Facebook me"". I thought you said ""Face punch me""."

"squirrel making love A squirrel was making love with a nut. another one passing by is shocked: are you fucking crazy? the first one: no stupid, I'm fucking nuts."

"What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand? Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've ""triggered"" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)"

"Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !"