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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me? Or does amy schumer look like sarah silvermann sounds?"
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"Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !"
"Me: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance Chief: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance"
"The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd"""
"What kind of bees get you high? Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that"
"Banana Oh, no there isn't a joke here. I just thought if I said ""Banana"" it would sound apeeling."
"why would you be a suicide bomber... And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now! Source: Jimmy Carr"
"I'm torn between having 'wish you were here' or 'look behind you' engraved on my headstone."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was far out dude"
"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"" ^I'll^see^myself^out..."