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Joke of the Day

"The espresso bar tech visited today... They adjusted my grind, turned up the heat, and blew out my steam wand."

"What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks? Basic Math"

"What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common? They both say the same jokes over and over again."

"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"

"Everyone knows that if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life... But did you know that if you go off a guard rail in a dream, you go off a guard rail in real life?"

"That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it bounces off 3 walls, breaks 2 lamps and kills a cat..."

"What do you call an overweight Mexican? A MAXican"

"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist that walked into a courtroom? He got off on a technicality."

"Why did the hot dog vendor cry? He burned his wiener"

"How is your mom just like a laundromat? For a dollar in quarters she will take my load."