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Joke of the Day
"Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass."
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"This guy came up to me and told me that he fucked my mom My step dad is weird as fuck"
"Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!"
"Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day."
"Why did the horny girl go to Subway? For a $5 footlong."
"A threesome with an older couple Girl: Babe come over Guy: Can't having a threesome with an older couple Girl: My parents are not home Guy: I know"
"Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you're never with me when I need you & I've forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times."
"Some women are never satisfied. Last night i gave my girlfriend the biggest orgasm of her life. What did she do, spit it out."
"What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common? They are both straight until it gets hot."
"I watched pom. You misread that, didn't you?"