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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside."

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""

"[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago"

"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."

"When a cop eats bacon is it considered cannibalism?"

"""I'm a green onion and I'm here to say, I can be enjoyed most every day."" -A rapscallion"

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"

"What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan"

"Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men? Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, ""six plus"""

"Im eating out this old lady... Im eating out this old lady and i start to taste horse seamen, at that moment i think, "" oh grandma, thats how you died"""