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Joke of the Day

"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."

"I recently got a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, ""I don't know. I don't speak Chinese."" Then when people ask me what it means..."

"What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers? NaN"

"Remember when I told you to be yourself? I think we should revisit that."

"There's 2 types of people in this world... Ones that pee in the shower And liars"

"I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates."

"What do Pizza Delivery guys and Gynecologists have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it.."

"Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves."

"How do you catch a rabbit? Sit in a field and make carrot noises."

"All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing."