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Joke of the Day
"""I'm a green onion and I'm here to say, I can be enjoyed most every day."" -A rapscallion"
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"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."