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Joke of the Day

"I was screwing this African woman last night, she kept yelling the N word It was really hard to concentrate with her screaming no the entire time"

"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."

"A performative poet from Hibernia Rhymed himself into a hernia He became quite adept At this practice, except For the occasional non-sequitur"

"You sister said she had to take you socks because she has none You realize your cum socks are all gone.."

"*holding cardboard sign by intersection* NOT POOR JUST ON MY WAY TO BREAK DANCING SCHOOL"

"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar... ...and the bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"So earlier I held the door for an Asian guy... He said ""Sank you"" ...so I punched him. I couldn't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"Did anyone hear about the Grizzly who was sick of giving birth to naked cubs? She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears."

"What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!"

"Why did the sorority girl add NaOH to her Frappuccino? Because she's a basic bitch."