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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!"
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"Man, Helen Keller would have been fun to party with. She's always blacked out."
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate"
"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"
"I told my wife I lost 10 lbs in one hour ""No way. That's impossible!"" she said. ""Trust me,"" I said, ""I have no idea where our baby is."""
"An Italian and a black jump out of a tree. Who lands first? The Italian. The black is tied to the tree."
"Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find."
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I cant jelly my dick up your ass"
"What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop? An Amish drive by shooting."
"Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports? Because her coach was a pumpkin"