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Joke of the Day
"I invented the word ""plagiarism"""
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"Watching ""Wizard of Oz"". I'd forgotten how the neighbor wants to kill Toto and Auntie Em and Uncle Henry were fine with it. Family fun!"
"One-liners for when you're leaving - example: ""I'm going to make like a baby, and head out."" I also use ""Let's make like a chapped-ass, and split."" What are some other good ones?"
"Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer."
"So I was in my house masturbating... and my sister comes up to me all indignant like. She asks me what the hell is wrong with me. I reply that she should knock before coming into her room."
"Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks. The first blonde said ""man, these steps are killing me!"" The second one said ""it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"""
"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"
"I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her between every strike.... and she kissed me between the balls."
"You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2."
"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"