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Joke of the Day

"when fruit talks Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"

"What did the car-painter say to the carpenter? ""You sound just like me!"""

"What do you call a large group of people who spit on others? The Salivation Army."

"Man with premature ejaculation seeks understanding woman. Nevermind, I'm done."

"What's the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey"

"Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*"

"Apparently there's a voluntary organization trying to gain legal rights for apes. I guess you could say their work is Pro-Bonobo."

"Ali was great but he was not the greatest... The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!"

"I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy but she caught on and placed my parents in the trap instead. what a tricky fairy. PS. i want my $1!"

"Doctor: What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry? Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok?"