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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, ""I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"""

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"On June 28, 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time-travelers. He announced the party the day after it happened and he said no one came."
"A kid asks, ""Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"" The mom replies, ""Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"What do the jews use to browse the internet? NethanYahoo!"
"I've got a joke. So the other day I found out I'm really bad at telling stories."
"I'm too fat to be a hipster. I'm thinking of becoming a Heapster instead."
"I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job"
"What do you call a black and white bra? Zebra"
"If every person in the world held hands around the equator a significant portion of them would drown."
"How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 5 Step 8, 9, 10"