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Joke of the Day
"Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first."
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"I like my women just like my beer. Bound together with plastic."
"My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, ""What can I do to stop my addiction?"" She said, ""Whatever means necessary."" ""No it doesn't,"" I said."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth.... and vagina? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded!"
"Why aren't hippies good pitchers? Because they're always high and outside."
"Studies have shown there is a direct correlation between a woman's insecurity and the amount of selfies she posts each day."
"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."
"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive"
"My girlfriend said she was finishing with me because of my obssession with flowers. I said ""Where's all this stemming from, petal?"""
"I just saw an Asian chick with big boobs and a booty. I took a pic so if any of you have Mythbuster's email hit me up."