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Joke of the Day

"I just ran for the train so I think I'm good on running for a couple years."

"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."

"I'm an old guy, and I fuck at least 3 super hot girls in their mid 20's every week I'm a student loan collector"

"Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free... ...or does he have toupee?"

"What did they call the sad little fish poop with no father? A bass turd."

"Why did Ernest Hemingway kill himself? He was paid per word."

"A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal."

"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."

"My dad had a heart attack while laughing at his own joke I guess he had to deal with the punintended consequences."

"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? Nothing."