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Joke of the Day

"""Hey Adam, can you get me some water?"" ""Sure I can, while I'm up and at 'em!"""

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator ""I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"""

"What did Robin Williams do when he got to his office early? He hung around until his assistant arrived"

"What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."

"I get really sad whenever I go to Florida It just seems to be a tropical depression"

"Little Johnny asked one day, ""Mommy can little girls give birth?"" ""No son. Of course not"" ""Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"""

"The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever."

"[Changes Siri to male] ME: Siri, tell me the MALE SIRI: Listen, here's what you need to know. ME: I... MALE SIRI: Excuse me, I'm speaking"

"What do you call a little pepper in Spanish? A jalapequeno"

"I googled your mom and got a virus. For all the ""your mom"" jokesters out there. Just made that one up."