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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny asked one day, ""Mommy can little girls give birth?"" ""No son. Of course not"" ""Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"""

"Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training. Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon."

"Met a contortionist, said, ""When you wanna get sexual?"" She said, ""However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."""

"What type of carpet do you put in an igloo? Burr-burr"

"Hitler killed himself for only for one reason He saw his gas bills Also, He said Pass the juice, not Gas the Jews. *not meaning to be rude to anyone who is a jew as this is a joke*"

"I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer"

"What's a cats most common written thought? ,.........mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb"

"Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, ""Give me a Michael Brown."" Bartender says ""Ok. Put up your hands."" the gave him six shots."

"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""

"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."