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Joke of the Day

"Why is George Clooney unhappy with his sex life now? Because he married her under the impression that Anal was her nickname"

"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"

"Avoid cars that have a sign saying 'baby on board'. That driver has only had a couple of hours sleep and is likely to be suicidal."

"I invented a new sexual position called ""The Republican"" where I screw poor people."

"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger."

"Entering Area 51 US soldier: - Sir, this is secret teritory and you don't have permission to... - me - Where the fuck are you running, Pikachu?!"

"What do mathematics and environmental beat mixers have in common? Al Gore rythyms"

"Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them ""get a conference room!"""

"Sext I just received from my wife- ""Wake up! You're snoring so loud on the couch, you may as well come to bed."""

"I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'"