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Joke of the Day

"I invented a new sexual position called ""The Republican"" where I screw poor people."

"So I found out Viagra's pharmaceutical name. Mycoxafloppin"

"What's the difference between a pest and vermin? Walt Disney."

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."

"What did the millionaire's friend say when a person made fun of his watch just rolex man"

"Why can a woman never be a good DJ? They will never listen to Logic or Reason."

"What Trumps favorite song Make it rain (there are two way you can read this)"

"HP Lovecraft walks into a barn... ...A horse looks at him and says, ""Why the long face?"""

"What does a Jamaican Liar sit on? Deceit."

"What was Superman's first job? A Clark."