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Joke of the Day

"You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis."

"I think my TV is broken because these commercials make being human look like a gorgeous adventure but I'm just tired and sad. Yes I can hold"

"I heard the Daft Punk robots are headed to med school They'll soon be the Spin Doctors"

"here's a business idea: a bed that is bigger than the biggest size bed we have currently"

"What do you call the owner of Frigidaire? A refrigerator magnate"

"What did Groot say when he had amnesia? Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)"

"I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten how to clear a computer history."

"You know you're single when the only calls you get at night are Nature's."

"No, you're not fat, you're just easy to see."

"I just saw a documentary about how ships are held together. Riveting."