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Joke of the Day

"Hey @realDonaldTrump, try pressing the caps lock key... @realDonaldTrump: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!"

"A guy walks into a pub he was hiding from the police after they shot his family for j walking"

"My wife said she's leaving me due to my obsession with breakfast cereals. I replied cheerios then."

"Why did Papa smurf go to the aviary? Because he loves blue tits."

"A little bit of ash falls on Hitler's shoulder. He sweeps it off and says ""Fuck off Jew"""

"Remember when people uses Chuck Norris jokes? They all died because of unknown source :)"

"Chicago's a dangerous place. Last time I visited I stole two cars and a lady's purse."

"Take a pistol 1. Take a pistol 2. Point it to your head 3. Pull the trigger WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"

" Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!"