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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Jewish folk from New Jersey? Orange juice."
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"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."
"doctor: your test results have come patient: what does it say? doctor : but first , what is your zodiac sign? patient: cancer, but why ? doctor : what a coincidence !"
"Dear Fox news, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer."
"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"
"Why do people call Donald Trump a clown? Because we used to find him funny, but now he's just shit-your-pants terrifying."
"Saw two blind people fighting today. I said, ""I think that the guy with the knife will win!"" They both ran away. Edit: Grammar"
"My friend told me he was flying on a plane for the first time. I told him to have a blast."
"I used that classic Liam Neeson line from Taken the other day: ""I will find you and I will kill you."" My grandkids refuse to play hide and seek with me anymore."
"elevator operator my career as an elevator operator was very up and down."