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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses? They never show a prophet."
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"My dad got fired from Cal Trans for stealing... We couldn't believe it. But when we got home, we saw all of the signs."
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"I found this joke today HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES"
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"What do you call Neil DeGrasse Tyson with champagne poured over his chest? An Astro-fizzy-tits."
"What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee."
"What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party? ""If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"""
"What are cats favorite Internet Service provider? Comcat."