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Joke of the Day
"I found this joke today HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES"
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"Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though."
"Since 1782, at the age of 12, Beethoven was composing some of the greatest music ever, of course since 1827 all he has been doing is decomposing."
"The power reddit has to change anything."
"Two hats on a hat hanger, one says to the other.... You go on ahead."
"I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."
"It's greats having your doctor say you're narcissistic. It's like being compared to the stuff of legends."
"It's like squirrels don't even know how good they'd be at parkour."
"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"
"Go 3 days without your favorite thing. Then go 3 days without sleep. It turns out sleep is actually your favorite thing."