89339

Joke of the Day

"If you hold your pee.. Then your hands would get wet."

"What do you call a midget prostitute? A lowrider"

"The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I'm done picking my nose, I'm gonna smile and wave."

"I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president."

"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."

"Pretty certain the only way I'd ever be involved in gardening is if someone murdered me & planted me in their garden."

"What's the new Taken prequel going to be called? Taken Befour"

"I like my girlfriends how I like my wine... 10 years old and locked in a cellar"

"""Wow the service here is really good"" - snail after waiting 40 mins for a Big Mac"

"Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!"