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Joke of the Day
"If you hold your pee.. Then your hands would get wet."
Next Joke
"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation."
"What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!"
"what does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding"
"Two priests decided to open a Fish and Chip shop... ... One was a Fish Friar, the other was a Chip Monk."
"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? Bye-son"
"As a lubricated finger was pushed into my anus, I couldn't help but think... That this wasn't any ordinary vet."
"If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 11 years."
"What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend? Harambe"