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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? An epileptic cornhusker shucks between fits."

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!"

"I can't wait for Kim Kardashian to get old"

"What can give you life, but also kill you? Your father..."

"How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb? why don't we have both?"

"Had a German plumber over today And he managed to plug our gas line to the shower. Guess old habits is hard to get out of Edit: spelling"

"Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?"

"Couldn't figure out how to set up my stereo system, so I called my dad... He gave me some sound advice."

"Women want to be equal to men in every aspect except dating. You all want the same positions in the rest of the world but still expect to be wined and dined. How about steaks and bjs for the guys."

"Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan? Because he was a kami!"