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Joke of the Day

"So I'm in line at the ATM. And the old woman in front of me asked me to help her check her balance.. So I pushed her over"

"I just wished a Bride-to-be good luck on her first marriage. She didn't seem to appreciate my sincerity."

"What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house."

"Why is time wary of mathematicians? They're always plotting against it."

"What type of lunch do you get at an air show? A plain one."

"Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The Country!"

"Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?"

"What do you call 2 fat people talking? A heavy discussion"

"Chosing a share to buy is like chosing a porn video to watch. You search for hours and find something interesting and at the end it will dissapoint you."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers? I'll be Bach. Sorry."