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Joke of the Day
"What is hitlers favorite letter? I'm not sure but I can tell you it's not z"
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"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work"
"One day On Reddit I would love to see ""I'm a schizophrenic... Ask us anything!"""
"My new puppy is an excellent blacksmith... ...every time I yell he makes a bolt for the door!"
"Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He got a battery charge."
"If a wife is silent and not arguing it means she's sleeping."
"Why do Trans people hate the former Soviet Republics? [Fucking CIS scum.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Independent_States)"
"True Story: A guy at the supermarket walked up to me today and asked me if I was on twitter. I said no. If you're reading this, I lied."
"I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too"
"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"