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Joke of the Day

"One day On Reddit I would love to see ""I'm a schizophrenic... Ask us anything!"""

"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."

"Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks."

"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Mufasa? One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African."

"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."

"No one is born racist. Racism is taught. By other races."

"A man brought a dead animal onto a plane... When the flight attendant asked what he was doing, he simply replied, ""It's my carrion luggage!"""

"What do you call a bisexual vietnamese person? **Bi**ngo."

"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"

"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."