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Joke of the Day
"If a woman is in the woods, with no male around Will she still complain?"
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"T is for mugs"
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"Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!"
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"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"
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"Know what stops the Bern? Preparation H!"