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Joke of the Day
"Know what stops the Bern? Preparation H!"
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"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today."
"I finally got some me time away from the kids. Two whole hours. It would've been longer but my legs went numb crouching behind the dryer."
"There is a order to the universe: space, time, and Chuck Norris...just kidding Chuck Norris is the first"
"Two old men sitting on a porch... There is a dog licking himself in the front yard. One old man says to the other, ""Man, I wish I could do that."" The other replies, ""That dog would bite you."""
"What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!"
"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."
"Listen, kid. When you've spent 4 days eating cat food in a Vietnamese spin-fuck chair for phonics, we'll talk about hooked."
"My girlfriend wanted a nose job for her birthday. It took me a while, but I got her off."
"That moment when it's Sunday and you have alzheimer And you're waiting so hard for the Sunday to come"