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Joke of the Day

"so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"

"Reduce stage fright with a little vodka before the show. Bring enough vodka for everyone, and you won't even have to perform."

"My grandfather had alzheimers..."

"I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage.... So now I know why zombies walk like they do."

"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"

"People without kids: I'll never yell at my kids People with kids: I DONT KNOW WHY SOMEONE SPIT THEIR GUM ON THE ROAD JUST WALK!"

"The easiest way to create a feeling a suspense. ..."

"How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do the changing and another to talk about how the last bulb was bigger."

"What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese? Provolone"

"There's a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything. We call her Tracey."