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Joke of the Day

"so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"

"What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant? Attempted Crepe"

"Kylo Ren used to complain his parents were passive aggressive. Well, boo hoo. My dad was actively aggressive. Just ask my hand."

"Autocorrect changed 'get a life' to 'get a wife' and now my daughter is a lesbian."

"Partied so hard last night I spilled Kool-Aide on my cocaine Punchline"

"What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot? At Christmas, there's a nip in the air."

"Sure, I could agree with you.... Buy why should we BOTH be wrong?"

"What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."

"How do you spell anarchy? Any way you fucking want."

"*flips a quarter into jukebox from across room, jukebox spits it back at me, it goes down my throat, ""wake me up before you go-go"" plays*"