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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman without a dick in her mouth? Useless!!! (Just kidding)"

"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"

"You know the old saying: If it ain't Baroque... ...then it was probably written by more experimental composers after ~1760."

"Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz..."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."

"What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator."

"There's a name for people without beards Women"

"Me: Yes honey.. I know.. a stroller for the baby. I got it. *hangs up* Salesman: As I was saying, the largest hamster ball we sell is a-"

"All these ""reposted"" jokes are not really reposted They are just procedurally generated"

"I'm special. My school told me so."