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Joke of the Day

"""You give me one leather jacket, I invest it, then give you back TWO leather jackets!"" - Fonzi Scheme"

"What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be? A nail gun"

"Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done."

"My dentist not only specializes in treating cavities, but he also sells gasoline for your car. Basically he runs two filling stations."

"What do a chick and KFC have in common? Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in."

"What is DNA The national dyslexic association."

"Why doesn't anyone like jelly donuts? They have fillings too..."

"Can somebody explain to me why we still use coins? Really, it doesn't make cents."

"What is the dumbest joke you've ever come up with, while at work or in school? Go!"

"what is a gays least favorite fruit? cantaloupe"