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Joke of the Day
"Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats? Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!"
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"Which Fruit Can't Get Married??"
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand And says ""Make me one with everything."""
"2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer"
"If a 92 year old woman hooks up with a seventy five year old man. She's no longer considered a couger. That's a saber tooth."
"Did you hear about that group of midgets suing the local bar? Yeah, they were upset with how short the stools were. The judge threw out the case, though; told them they were grasping at straws."
"Japenese inmates on death row aren't given their date of death by the prison staff. I guess they just want to leave them hanging."
"A group of muslim men go to a grooming class. They were disappointed to find it was about brushing horses."
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: would you like your receipt? ME: no thank you i don't want any proof that i've eaten here"
"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin"