201821
Joke of the Day
"What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?"
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"Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying ""because it's 2020""."
"Starbucks puts the fee in coffee"
"*tries to take off date's bra* If you- *tries again* If- *again* If you would take off the hulk gloves this would be easier *looks up* NEVER"
"Why don't women drink beer at the beach? Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz."
"Procrastination - Making a better today, tomorrow"
"To defeat Superman, Batman will sneak in Superman's house when he's asleep and dig for any weaknesses. You could say, he's going to creep tonight."
"What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav? Top Vlad."
"[NSFW] What's an English man's favourite sexual activity? Teabagging"
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."