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Joke of the Day

"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together."

"My parents are divorced. I feel fat and all the other girls my age have boyfriends. Him: Being a teenager is tough. Me: *sigh* I'm 40."

"I don't think I will ever find a stable job... Because quite honestly I'm very uncomfortable around horses"

"What did the cannibal order at the bakery? Cinnamon buns."

"I tried to give my girl an Eskimo kiss... but she wasn't Inuit."

"My friend stopped taking steroids recently... It wasn't working out for him."

"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and the other one to hold the penis.. I meant... The ladder."

"A man once offered me a job selling fog, but I said no Looking back, I think it was a mist opportunity."

"I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough."