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Joke of the Day

"How is Trump different from Hitler? Unlike Hitler Trump wants to round up every Juan. Edit : No offence to Trump supporters or anyone!"

"Explained to my client that he shouldn't put ""urgent"" in the subject line of every email he sends. He now sends some as ""urgent urgent""."

"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."

"Every time I see the headline 'tragedy on film set' I think oh god m knight shymalan is making another goddamn movie"

"Why was the alligator sad? It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy."

"Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters."

"Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween? He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused."

"I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes! It's called Twenty Pho Seven"

"My trainer told me she's sick of me pretending to be a detective. I hit her with a Thunderbolt and locked her in her own Pokeball."

"5-year-old: Dad! Dad! My sister- Me: Stop tattling. I don't want to hear about it unless there's blood. 5: Me: 5: How much blood?"