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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a roller coaster... The easiest part is the beginning, the rest is a non-stop pain in the ass."

"Objection your honor! He's badgering the witness lmao *Courtroom erupts in laughter* Badger: Ok seriously I'm a lawyer and deserve respect"

"What are cranes made of? Cranium."

"Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people."

"why google is a she? she have an answer for everything"

"What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie? Deceased and desist"

"I went to that new sexy internet cafe My server sure had a nice rack"

"How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None. Their President outsources the job to India."

"Facts and science no longer matter. Remember the Renaissance? This era is the opposite of that."

"What's the square root of 69? 8 something."