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Joke of the Day

"Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !"

"So are we all just going to pretend that we didn't spend 2001 yelling, ""Whassup?"" at each other?"

"I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy."

"What do you call a guy who is in color guard? A flaggot"

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"Cop: know y I pulled u over? Wife: to invite me to the state trooper's ball? Cop: state troopers don't have balls Me: BAHAHA Cop: drive safe"

"Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job"

"Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie"

"For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea."

"I asked my cat ""Who is your favorite President of China?"" According to her it's Mao."