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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
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"2 men walk into a bar. The first 1 says ""I'll have some H20"" the second one says ""I'll have some H202"" The second one died."
"Would you like to hear a good joke? Me too. It's ages since I've heard one."
"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything"
"Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake."
"Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs."
"I tripped over some stupid plant so I gave it the finger and walked in a circle around it because I wasn't sure where its stupid eyes were."
"My mate just rang me in tears... His wife has left him, taken his prized Bob marley collection and the Satellite dish. Poor Bastard.. No woman, no sky..."
"When a chemist says you're gold...... ......it just means you're easily replaceable"