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Joke of the Day

"!False //It's funny because it's true."

"A brief guide to small talk: Read someone's t-shirt out loud to them. Ask what it means. Casually flick their nipple. Ask where they got it."

"Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room."

"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"

"Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the couch."

"Why did the dog bark? because its a dog"

"My Cocaine Is So White Police Let It Go With A Warning"

"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter the number of characters do not go down with time"

"Q: Mom why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment dear."

"Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze."