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Joke of the Day

"Why are Russians so heartless? Because organ traders offer good price."

"Kids, rap music has been around since 1979, we've all heard it. You aren't being edgy by playing it loudly at an intersection."

"In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method"

"My next tattoo will be ""helvetica"" written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her"

"I'm scared that the mob is looking for me I've been getting a lot of emails from Don Otreply about bill payments."

"Disney shouldn't have to post warning signs Don't their gators make a ticking sound as they approach?"

"America: Where stairs are only used for emergency escape purposes."

"Why were the camels wearing sandals? To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand? To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on."

"My friend thinks the newly married couple of #s 4 and 9 are a boring one. I told him that's normal as they are pretty square."

"Ritalin and Adderall Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups."