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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why you should never hire a communist employee? Because they only work in theory"
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"Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was attached to my bumper..."
"""YOLNT"" -Cats"
"Have you guys heard of the movie constipation? No, that's because it hasn't come out yet."
"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."
"what do you call a sad cranberry? a blueberry =["
"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night... He was so bad, a man in a wheelchair got up and walked out."
"Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says ""What's up, Doc?"" he's legitimately concerned."
"I was at the inventor of the USB stick's funeral yesterday..... They lowered his coffin into the ground, then raised it back up, turned it around, and lowered it back down again."
"'This is the greatest thing since sliced bread!' Sliced bread peeks around corner, tears streaming, it was in the tv room & heard EVERYTHING"