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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard of the movie constipation? No, that's because it hasn't come out yet."

"The Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women than most men."

"In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to ""Drive Thru"""

"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"

"What do you call fireworks that don't work? Fireunemployed."

"What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him."

"What's a frog's favorite pass-time on the internet? (Sorry if this is a re-post.) Reeeedit *(Say/think it in a frog voice!)*"

"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"

"I don't know why I have to jog with you, you're the fat one. ~Dogs"

"Why do churches ban Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists"